Hey, bell Red pepper...why you gotta be so expensive?! I mean your delicious and awfully pretty but get off your high horse. And that goes for you too Orange and Yellow pepper. There's really not a whole lot too you...you're hollow, and I mean that in the politest way possible. Just take a lesson from your outcast pal, Green. I guess it goes to show one more time it's not easy being green...but it is cheaper.
(this message brought to you after my shopping trip last night where I bought to exorbitantly priced bell red peppers, not realizing the price until it was through the til)